i'm sophia, and i'm always bored

"She was like a candle in the wind: Unreliable."

— Dean Learner, Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace (via ajarofquotes)

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tbh there are literally only like three people in the world who i can hang out with for more than four or five hours without wanting to strangle them

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*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

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i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

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"Be proud of your place in the Cosmos. It is small, and yet, it is."

— Cecil Palmer (via nightshadetears)

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someone has to date me eventually right

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